Can I tell you about my foot massages...

eHarmony - well the pool does seem a bit better here at least.  Though most of my matches seem to be hundreds or thousands of miles away... I'm worth the move... ;-)

My first encounter went well.  I met a nice man from MA.  We went through the initial "get to know you" process - which I think is pretty neat actually.. and then started to email.  We exchanged a few nice emails and then he wanted to chat.  So sure, let's chat.

The conversation started off nicely - how's the weather, what did you do today, a few general questions.  Then it took an odd turn.  He kept asking about my feet.  I, not being oblivious to such fetishes, ask him directly if he has a thing for feet.  He said yes.  That's actually not a big deal to me.  I like my feet too... and besides they're attached to me!  He asked if it bothered me.  I said not really.  Then he wanted to know if I wear stockings when I wear a dress or skirt.  He also kept asking if he could describe to me how he would give me a foot massage.  I kept trying to engage him in some other conversation - Stephen Hawking's latest muse about time travel for example.  He took that as a cue to tell me about how he would travel forward in time and then be jealous of himself as he watched future him give me a foot massage.  Over and over the conversation reverted to my feet, my shoes, my stockings, how often I wear a skirt, how often I wear a dress.  Finally I asked him to change topics and he said ok, can I ask you a question?  Sure I said, to which he replies, on what sort of occasion would you wear sheer stockings.

To finally quiet him down I asked how many girlfriends he had ever had... he's 33.  4 was the answer, the longest... 8 months.  Wow.

Needless to say - the conversation ended quickly after that.  That's my first real encounter with a foot fetishist - if they're all that obsessed about it, no thanks...

On another note - got an email from a man with a username of "meatlessman".  Yeah... that's a turn on. :-P

(yes I know he's vegetarian, put your mind back in the gutter and laugh with me on this one)